Somewhere in America right now, a man is craning his neck over a stranger’s shopping cart. He has spotted something obscene. Not a weapon. Not contraband. A box of Trix.

The stranger paid with SNAP.

The man does the math immediately, the way outrage always does math: badly, and with total confidence. He has decided the cereal is his business. He has decided the strawberry-flavored crunchies are theft. He has decided that a few dollars of his tax money just financed a crime against nutrition, and he intends to say something about it, possibly to a manager, definitely to social media, possibly just to the low ceiling of his own skull for the rest of the day.

Let’s find out what he actually lost.

SNAP runs on roughly 1.4 percent of the federal budget. A single filer earning $100,000 a year owes about $13,840 in federal income tax, an effective rate near 13.84 percent. Apply his 1.4 percent share of federal spending to his own tax bill and the number lands around $196 a year. Sixteen dollars a month. Less than a movie ticket. Less than a tank of gas. Less, by a wide margin, than the tip he left the one time he went somewhere nice.

This is the fortune he has been robbed of. Sixteen dollars a month. And with it, apparently, the standing to conduct a forensic audit of a stranger’s Dr Pepper.

There is a serious version of an objection buried somewhere underneath all this cart-monitoring. The libertarian argument holds that taxation collected under threat of prison, with no lawful door through which to decline, is a form of theft. That is not a stupid position. It is old, coherent, and made by people who have thought about it more carefully than a man clutching a box of Trix in outrage. Money taken without consent does not stop being coercion just because the cause is worthy.

I agree and grant this stance in full. But ask yourself why a program like SNAP exists at all, given that the objection is sitting right there, available and correct.

It exists because the alternative was already tried.

Leave food security to voluntary generosity and watch what happens. Some people would hand over sixteen dollars a month without being asked twice. Some would hand over sixty and never bring it up again. Real philanthropists do exist. But they are not the median, and a program built for a nation of average people cannot be designed around its most generous members.

Free the average taxpayer from that sixteen dollars tomorrow and he does not spend the afternoon drafting a giving plan for the families he no longer has to think about. He does not found anything. He buys something for himself and forgets the families were ever part of the conversation by bedtime. Not because he is uniquely cruel, but because most people, left unmonitored and unobligated, drift toward themselves first. That is not cynicism. It is the entire reason voluntary famine relief has failed to meet need again and again throughout history, while compulsory pooling of resources has not. SNAP is not a rejection of the libertarian instinct. It is a rejection of the fantasy that removing the obligation produces the same outcome through nobler means.

None of which is what our man at the cart is actually arguing. He has not read a page of political philosophy on the subject. He is not filing a considered objection to compulsory taxation. He is standing in a checkout line, offended by a child’s cereal, mistaking a serious position for a license to inspect the moral worth of a stranger’s snacks. The honest libertarian objects to the coercion. Our man objects to the joy.

The idea he’s actually defending is this: a person poor enough to qualify for federal food assistance has, by that fact alone, forfeited the right to enjoy anything. No popsicles. No soda. No cereal shaped like anything but a bowl of regret. The needy should eat a narrow, pre-approved list of virtuous foods, oatmeal, canned peas, a chicken breast if they’ve been good, and nothing that might make a Tuesday afternoon feel less like a sentence being served. Pleasure is a privilege of solvency. The moment you need help, you also need permission.

Dickens wrote a whole novel mocking men who thought this way. The workhouse master doling out gruel and demanding gratitude for it, horrified that a starving child would dare ask for more, was not written as a hero. He was written as a small, ridiculous tyrant, and the joke has apparently been lost on a hundred and eighty years of men who see a Trix box and feel that same thin, righteous horror. Congratulations. You have built a workhouse in the cereal aisle and cast yourself as warden.

Here comes the objection, right on schedule, because it always does: “yeah, but what about the guy who’s gaming the system?” Everyone knows one. A cousin’s neighbor’s brother-in-law, sleeping until noon, buying steaks with benefits and beer with cash, treating the program like a subscription service for not working. Set aside, for the moment, every legitimate reason that man might actually be struggling in ways invisible from the outside. Let’s go with the premise and say he’s exactly what the story claims: a freeloader, plain and uncomplicated.

He is the exception. He has always been the exception. SNAP error and fraud rates run in the single digits, and even the harshest estimates put outright fraud at a fraction of that. But the exception is the only story anyone tells, because outrage needs a face, and a face is easier to hate than a spreadsheet. So the freeloader gets to be the whole program in the public imagination, and the actual population, the eight million seniors, the sixteen million children, the veterans, the mother working two jobs that still don’t clear the rent, gets tried and convicted alongside him.

And because you are furious at one man you’ve never met, you would burn the whole structure down. Keep your sixteen dollars. Feel the satisfaction of having finally struck a blow against the freeloader, wherever he is, doing whatever he’s actually doing. And the family two streets over, the one you’ll never see, the one doing everything right and still coming up short, gets to go find some other sucker willing to hand over sixteen dollars a month so their kids eat.

That’s the trade. Sixteen bucks against a kid’s breakfast. Weigh it out and then explain, with a straight face, which side of that ledger makes you the victim.

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