Karoline Leavitt reminds us so often it practically counts as a devotional ritual: The Trump administration is the most transparent administration in American history. And who are we to question this gospel? Let us instead examine the brilliant examples of this legendary transparency, many examples drawn from just the past few weeks, where Trump’s openness […]
Category: Satire
Congratulations to President Donald J. Trump on the greatest nine months in the history of the presidency. Truly, what a time to be alive — assuming, of course, you can still afford to be. Congratulations, Mr. President, even though inflation is at its highest since February. Prices are soaring like your poll numbers in your […]
The Day the Escalator Stood Still
America has endured her share of dark days. We recall the assassinations of Lincoln, Kennedy, and King. We shudder at the Columbines and Uvaldes that haunt our children’s schools. We mark anniversaries of towers falling and wars beginning. And now the horror of September 24, 2025 joins the ledger: the moment when Donald J. Trump’s […]